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Christ is Risen!

Happy Easter everyone

Воистину воскрес! 

Reminds me an old russian story about a man who's went to a doctor with his stuffy nose. The doctor, an old russian man, says open your mouth say "AAA". Doctor inspects his mouth then says "Hmmm" and tells him to take off his pants. Then takes a small brush, paints mans left testicle bright green, scribbles something to a piece of paper and says: "Take this to doctor Ivanovich. Room 28, second door to the left."
Man, a little confused, takes the recipe and heads to the next cabinet. There's another old man in white lab coat and a stetoscope. After reading the recipe, he thoughtfully strokes his long white beard, says "Hmmmm" and also orders the man to take of his pants. Again the same procedure - his right testicle is carefully painted shiny golden. Then the doctor sits at his desk and writes something on the recipe and hands it to the man saying "Take this back to doctor Vassilevich."
Man, confused to no end steps out of the room and reads the notes on the paper.


"Христос воскрес, Петр Васильевич!"
"Воистину воскрес, Иван Иванович!"


("Christ has resurrected, Petr Vassiljevich!"
"Indeed He has Resurrected, Ivan Ivanovich!")




Disclaimer: I'm sorry if i offended someone's religious feelings, it sure was not my intention. Take this old story as it is, just a little cranky joke.
Rejoice, Christ has indeed resurrected!
(Althou i believe we humans can understand this mystery no better than an ant can understand what is Kennedy Airport, even if he spends it's whole little life there).

Happy Easter